Born to Shit Forced to Wipe t-shirt

Unleash your inner philosopher (and your sense of humour) with our "Born to Shit, Forced to Wipe" tee from Orbital Clothing. This isn't just a funny t-shirt; it's a profound statement on the human condition, perfect for anyone who appreciates dark humour and a touch of existential dread. Made from 100% premium cotton, this unisex fit tee is as soft as it is witty, ensuring maximum comfort for all your deep thoughts (and bathroom breaks). Join hundreds of satisfied customers who've embraced their fate and left five-star reviews – some even mid-dump, true legends! Get yours today and experience the Orbital Clothing difference: quality, comfort, and side-splitting humour that speaks to the soul.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.