Born to Shit Forced to Wipe t-shirt

The "Born to Shit Forced to Wipe" t-shirt is a humorous and cheeky statement piece that captures the essence of life's most basic yet relatable experiences. This playful apparel embraces the absurdity of our daily routines, reminding us that even the most mundane tasks can have a humorous twist. Crafted from comfortable, high-quality fabric, this t-shirt is perfect for casual outings, lounging at home, or making a statement among friends. The bold lettering and witty phrase are sure to provoke laughter and spark conversations, making it an ideal gift for those with a good sense of humor. Whether you wear it to a gathering or just around the house, this t-shirt celebrates the fun side of life’s little necessities. Embrace your inner jokester and showcase your personality with this unique piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.