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  • Build Dams Don't Give Them t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Build Dams Don't Give Them t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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Build Dams Don’t Give Them humour T-shirt.

Be the beaver. Not the crybaby. 🦫

For the hardworking, emotionally unavailable icons, and anyone who’s too busy grinding to give a single dam.

Zen? Nah. Just focused. Soft on the outside, emotionally fortified inside.

Unisex fit. 100% cotton. Dam comfy.

100+ five-star reviews (Written by people who ghosted their therapist.)

🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days

📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (cheaper than caring)
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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More Info

"Build Dams, Don't Give Them" is a thought-provoking t-shirt that embodies a spirit of resilience and empowerment. The phrase encourages individuals to take proactive steps in their lives and communities, much like constructing a dam to control and manage the flow of water. It symbolizes the importance of building strong foundations, whether it’s in personal development, social justice, or environmental protection. Each t-shirt serves as a reminder to channel energy into creating positive changes rather than succumbing to challenges. Made from high-quality materials, this shirt not only delivers a powerful message but also provides comfort and style. Wear it confidently to inspire conversations and motivate others to join in the movement of building a better future. Stand up, speak out, and make a difference with this impactful apparel.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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