Depresso Martini T-Shirt

Introducing the Depresso Martini T-Shirt, a perfect blend of wit and style for coffee lovers and cocktail enthusiasts alike. This unique shirt features a playful graphic of a martini glass filled with espresso, capturing the essence of those moments when you need a pick-me-up with a side of humor. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it offers comfort for any casual outing, whether you're meeting friends at a café or enjoying a night out. The clever pun on "depressing" and "espresso" makes it an ideal gift for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and a strong brew. Wear your love for coffee and cocktails proudly with the Depresso Martini T-Shirt, and let the world know that sometimes, all you need is a little caffeine and a dash of humor to lift your spirits!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.