Registered Flex Offender t-shirt

Unleash your inner "Registered Flex Offender" with this hilariously bold tee from Orbital Clothing! More than just a funny t-shirt, it's a badge of honor for anyone guilty of unsolicited pump checks and mirror thirst traps. Made from 100% soft, comfortable cotton, this unisex fit will have you flexing responsibly (or not, we're not the gains police!). With zero chill and maximum biceps, it's the perfect funny t shirt to show off your dedication to the gains, backed by 100+ five-star reviews from fellow gym enthusiasts. Get yours delivered quicker than your gym selfie upload, and enjoy free shipping when you spend £40+ – because flexing hard and shipping free is the Orbital way!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.