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  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt
  • Evolution (simps) T-Shirt

Evolution (simps) T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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The "Evolution (Simps)" T-Shirt humorously depicts the evolution of humanity, playfully reimagined through the lens of modern relationships and social dynamics. Featuring a series of cartoon figures, the design illustrates the progression from primitive man to the contemporary "simp"—a term used to describe someone who is overly attentive or submissive in romantic pursuits. This lighthearted take on evolution captures the essence of how dating culture has transformed over time, making it a perfect conversation starter. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this T-shirt offers both comfort and style for casual outings or lounging at home. Whether you’re a proud member of the simp community or just appreciate clever humor, this shirt is a fun addition to your wardrobe that showcases your personality and sense of humor.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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