Experienced Cock Handler (OG design) t-shirt

Unleash your inner comedian with the "Experienced Cock Handler" tee, an original design from Orbital Clothing that's guaranteed to get laughs. This isn't just a funny t-shirt; it's a statement piece for those who aren't afraid to embrace a little innuendo and a lot of humour. Crafted from 100% feather-soft cotton, this unisex tee offers supreme comfort while making a bold statement. Whether you're a literal chicken whisperer or just enjoy a good pun, this shirt is designed for legends who appreciate a truly unique and hilarious design. Join the flock of satisfied customers who've given us over 100 five-star reviews for our funny and high-quality apparel. With fast delivery and free shipping on orders over £40, getting your hands on this must-have funny t-shirt is faster than a chicken on the loose, and comes with no extra pecking fees!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.