Experienced Cock Handler White glossy mug

Introducing the "Experienced Cock Handler" white glossy mug, a playful and humorous addition to your kitchenware. Perfect for those with a cheeky sense of humor, this mug features bold lettering that is sure to spark conversations and laughter among friends and family. Made from high-quality ceramic, it boasts a sleek glossy finish that not only looks great but is also durable and dishwasher safe. Ideal for coffee, tea, or any beverage of your choice, this mug is perfect for enjoying your morning brew or as a quirky gift for that special someone who appreciates a good joke. Whether you’re at home or in the office, the "Experienced Cock Handler" mug is sure to be a fun and memorable accessory for your coffee breaks. Embrace your playful side with this unique piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.