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  • Five and Drive t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
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  • Five and Drive t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Five and Drive t-shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Color:
Five and Drive funny t-shirt.

One pint? Reasonable.

Five pints? Let’s f**ing go. 🍻🚗💨

For the lads who live fast, laugh loud, and legally… shouldn’t be laughing at this.

Not an endorsement. Just a lifestyle. (And maybe a cautionary tale.)

Unisex fit. 100% cotton. Best paired with poor decisions and fried chicken.

100+ five-star reviews (Mostly from people banned from Wetherspoons.)

🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days

📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (cheaper than a cab home)
  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Five and Drive" t-shirt embodies a spirit of adventure and thrill, perfect for those who live life on the fast lane. With its bold design, this shirt captures the essence of freedom, excitement, and the joy of driving. Whether you're a car enthusiast, a road trip lover, or simply someone who enjoys the open road, this shirt serves as a reminder to embrace every journey. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it offers comfort and style for any casual outing. The eye-catching graphics and vibrant colors make it a standout piece, perfect for expressing your passion for driving. Wear it on your next adventure, at a car meet, or just while hanging out with friends—let everyone know you’re ready to hit the road and make unforgettable memories. Get ready to rev up your wardrobe with "Five and Drive"!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

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