I don't spit, I swallow White glossy mug

The "I Don't Spit, I Swallow" white glossy mug is a playful and cheeky addition to your kitchenware collection. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this mug features a sleek, glossy finish that adds a touch of elegance to your morning routine. Its bold, humorous phrase is printed in eye-catching typography, making it a perfect conversation starter for gatherings or a fun gift for friends with a sense of humor. Ideal for coffee, tea, or your favorite hot beverage, this mug holds a generous capacity, ensuring you can enjoy your drink to the fullest. Whether at home or in the office, this mug is sure to bring a smile to your face and lighten the mood. Embrace your fun side with this quirky yet stylish piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.