It started out with a kiss, how'd it end up with piss White glossy mug

"It Started Out with a Kiss, How'd It End Up with Piss" is a humorous and candid exploration of romantic misadventures. This witty tale dives into the complexities of relationships, beginning with the excitement of a passionate kiss that sets the stage for an unexpected journey. As the story unfolds, it reveals the quirky challenges and awkward situations that often accompany love, leading to a hilarious and relatable narrative. The white glossy mug, featuring the book's title, serves as a perfect companion for readers enjoying their favorite beverage while diving into this light-hearted romance. Whether it’s a cup of coffee or tea, this mug symbolizes the blend of sweetness and chaos that love can bring, making it an ideal gift for those who appreciate humor in the face of romance.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.