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Lactose Intolerant sweatshirt

Regular price $50.00 Sale price $56.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

Introducing our Lactose Intolerant sweatshirt, the perfect blend of comfort and humor for those who know the struggles of dairy. Made from soft, breathable fabric, this cozy sweatshirt features a playful design that proudly declares your lactose intolerance. Whether you’re hanging out at home, running errands, or meeting friends for coffee, this stylish sweatshirt is a great conversation starter. It showcases your personality while providing warmth and comfort. Available in various sizes and colors, it's designed to fit everyone, making it a fantastic gift for lactose-intolerant friends or family members. Embrace your dietary choices with style and a smile! Say goodbye to dairy drama and hello to effortless fashion with our Lactose Intolerant sweatshirt—because being dairy-free can be fun and fashionable too!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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