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Life sucks but I suck better T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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"Life Sucks, But I Suck Better" T-Shirt is a bold statement piece designed for those who embrace the ups and downs of life with humor and resilience. This shirt captures the essence of self-deprecation while showcasing a playful attitude toward life's challenges. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, it ensures comfort whether you're lounging at home or out with friends. The eye-catching graphic features a unique font that draws attention and sparks conversation, making it a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. Ideal for anyone who appreciates a good laugh and doesn't take life too seriously, this T-shirt is a reminder that while life may have its struggles, your ability to laugh at yourself makes all the difference. Wear it proudly and show the world your unapologetic spirit!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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