Micropenis Club President White glossy mug

Introducing the Micropenis Club President White Glossy Mug, a unique and playful addition to your collection! Celebrate individuality and humor with a mug that embodies confidence and camaraderie. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, this glossy white mug features a bold design that proudly declares your membership in the Micropenis Club. Perfect for sipping your morning coffee or afternoon tea, it’s a fun conversation starter for friends and family. The generous handle ensures a comfortable grip, while the vibrant print remains vivid wash after wash. Whether you’re gifting it to a friend who appreciates a good laugh or treating yourself, this mug is a lighthearted way to embrace self-love and acceptance. Raise your mug and toast to celebrating uniqueness with every sip!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.