Never Bite the Hand that Fingers You White glossy mug

Introducing the "Never Bite the Hand that Fingers You" white glossy mug, a unique and playful addition to your coffee or tea collection. This eye-catching mug features a bold, witty phrase that is sure to spark conversations and bring a smile to your face each morning. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, the glossy finish enhances its vibrant design while providing a comfortable grip for your daily beverage rituals. Perfect for home or office use, this mug is an excellent gift for friends, family, or colleagues who appreciate humor and creativity. Whether you're sipping your favorite brew or enjoying a cozy cup of cocoa, this mug serves as a reminder to embrace life's quirks with a light-hearted spirit. Elevate your drinkware with this fun and functional piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.