Not Now Kitten T-Shirt | Office Cat Tee

Questions people ask

What size Not Now Kitten t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Not Now Kitten t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Not Now Kitten Daddy is Increasing Shareholder Value

The Not Now Kitten t-shirt is a high-contrast black and white halftone drawing: a shirtless, wolf-headed figure raises one hand to the viewer with a black cat perched on his head and white lightning cracking behind him. NOT NOW KITTEN is set above in rough brush capitals and DADDY IS INCREASING SHAREHOLDER VALUE runs underneath on two lines.

Front chest print on a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a tank top and a crop top.

People search for it as not now kitten daddy is increasing shareholder value, and it is one of the most-searched designs on the site. It is bought for office workers, finance people and anyone who talks like a quarterly report. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.