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  • Professional Fapper Hoodie - Orbital Clothing
  • Professional Fapper Hoodie - Orbital Clothing

Professional Fapper Hoodie

Regular price $54.00 Sale price $74.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The Professional Fapper Hoodie is the ultimate statement piece for those who embrace humor and individuality. Crafted from high-quality, soft fabric, this hoodie ensures maximum comfort, whether you're lounging at home or out with friends. Featuring a playful design that showcases your unique personality, it’s perfect for casual outings or cozy nights in. The adjustable drawstring hood and kangaroo pocket add practicality, allowing you to keep essentials close while enjoying warmth. Available in various colors and sizes, this hoodie is designed to fit all body types, making it a versatile addition to any wardrobe. Stand out and spark conversations while showcasing your fun-loving side with the Professional Fapper Hoodie—because life is too short to take too seriously! Embrace your quirks in style and comfort.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

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