Professional Pussy Eater White glossy mug

Introducing the "Professional Pussy Eater" white glossy mug, the perfect blend of humor and style for those who appreciate a cheeky twist on their morning coffee routine. This high-quality ceramic mug features a sleek white finish that complements any kitchen decor while making a bold statement. Ideal for gifting to friends who love a good laugh or for adding a playful touch to your own collection, the mug is both dishwasher and microwave safe, ensuring convenience alongside its fun design. With its generous capacity, it's perfect for sipping your favorite beverages—be it coffee, tea, or something stronger. Whether you're starting your day or enjoying a leisurely afternoon, this mug is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles. Embrace your fun side with the "Professional Pussy Eater" mug today!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.