Run Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt

The "Run Fast Eat Ass" T-shirt is the perfect blend of humor and motivation for fitness enthusiasts and those who appreciate a cheeky twist in their workout gear. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt ensures comfort during your runs, workouts, or casual outings. The bold, eye-catching slogan inspires a playful yet determined attitude towards fitness and life. Whether you're hitting the pavement for a quick jog or enjoying a laid-back day with friends, this shirt makes a statement. It’s not just about speed; it’s about enjoying the journey and embracing a carefree lifestyle. Available in various sizes, this tee is ideal for anyone who loves to run and enjoys a good laugh. Wear it with pride and let the world know your mantra: run fast, eat well, and enjoy every moment!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.