Scissoring Expert Sweatshirt

The "Scissoring Expert Sweatshirt" is a playful and stylish addition to any wardrobe, designed for those who appreciate humor and creativity in their clothing. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt ensures comfort and warmth, perfect for lounging or casual outings. The bold and eye-catching graphic, featuring the cheeky phrase "Scissoring Expert," adds a fun twist that sparks conversation and showcases your unique personality. With its relaxed fit and versatile design, it pairs effortlessly with jeans, leggings, or even joggers, making it an ideal choice for any occasion. Whether you're hanging out with friends, running errands, or simply enjoying a cozy day at home, the Scissoring Expert Sweatshirt is sure to become a favorite in your collection. Embrace your individuality and express your fun side with this must-have piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.