Sir Cumcise (Handdrawn) T-Shirt

Unleash your inner knight with the "Sir Cumcise" tee, a hilariously daring addition to your wardrobe from Orbital Clothing. This isn't just any funny t-shirt; it's a conversation starter, a statement piece for those who appreciate witty wordplay and a touch of irreverent humour. Crafted from 100% soft, breathable cotton, this unisex tee offers supreme comfort whether you're battling dragons or just chilling at home. At Orbital Clothing, we believe in self-expression that stands out. Our funny t-shirts are designed for the bold, the playful, and anyone who isn't afraid to show off their unique personality. With "Sir Cumcise," you're not just wearing a shirt; you're joining a league of legends who appreciate humour cut from a different cloth. Get ready for heroic reviews and endless laughs – perfect for history buffs, wordplay enthusiasts, and anyone who's ever been (lovingly) banned from the family WhatsApp group!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.