Swim Fast Eat Ass White glossy mug

Introducing the "Swim Fast, Eat Ass" white glossy mug – the perfect companion for athletes and fun-loving individuals alike! This cheeky, motivational mug is designed for those who embrace a vibrant lifestyle, combining the thrill of swimming with a playful twist. Crafted from high-quality ceramic, the glossy finish adds a touch of elegance, making it ideal for sipping your favorite coffee, tea, or post-workout protein shake. Whether you're gearing up for an early morning swim or enjoying a well-deserved break, this mug is sure to spark conversations and bring a smile to your face. Its generous capacity ensures you stay fueled for all your adventures. Embrace your passion and add a dash of humor to your routine with this unique and eye-catching mug – a must-have for every swimmer’s collection!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.