Too Drunk to Cum Too Sad to Cry Hoodie

Introducing the "Too Drunk to Cum, Too Sad to Cry" hoodie, a bold statement piece for those who appreciate humor and honesty in their fashion. Crafted from a soft, comfortable blend of cotton and polyester, this hoodie offers warmth and style for any casual occasion. Featuring a striking graphic design that captures the essence of carefree nights and introspective moments, it's perfect for anyone who loves to embrace life's ups and downs. The spacious front pocket adds practicality, while the adjustable drawstring hood ensures a snug fit. Wear it to parties, lounging at home, or simply as a conversation starter. This hoodie is not just an article of clothing; it's a reflection of your vibrant personality and a reminder to laugh through the struggles.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.