🚚
🎁
🛒
Start adding T-Shirts to unlock rewards

  • Tummy Ache Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Tummy Ache Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • I Love BDSM - Business Development Sales and Marketing T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • I Love BDSM - Business Development Sales and Marketing T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Tummy Ache Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Tummy Ache Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Tummy Ache Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Tummy Ache Survivor Banter t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Color:

Tummy Ache Survivor


I’ve seen things. I’ve felt things.


Whether it was a dodgy takeaway,
too much garlic dip,
or mysterious festival noodles…
You made it through. Just barely.


Wear it with pride.
Let the world know you’ve suffered — and survived.


Unisex fit.
100% cotton.
Gentle on sensitive stomachs.


100+ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ reviews
(Written by real survivors, probably mid-toilet scroll.)


🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – faster than your next stomach cramp.


📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – treat yourself, you fragile king/queen.

  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

LIMITED TIME OFFER - Add 4 tees to get 25% off!

Tummy Ache Survivor Banter t-shirt

Tummy Ache Survivor Banter t-shirt

$27.00 $40.00
Sir Racha T-Shirt

Sir Racha T-Shirt

$27.00 $40.00
I Love Garlic Bread t-shirt

I Love Garlic Bread t-shirt

$27.00 $40.00
I Love Dumb Blondes t-shirt

I Love Dumb Blondes t-shirt

$27.00 $40.00
25% OFF 🔥🔥🔥

More Info

The "Tummy Ache Survivor" t-shirt is a playful and lighthearted way to showcase your resilience in the face of life's little challenges. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this shirt offers ultimate comfort, making it perfect for lounging at home or running errands. The bold, whimsical text proudly declares your status as a tummy ache survivor, turning a common discomfort into a badge of honor. Whether you've bravely battled through spicy meals, adventurous snacks, or just a rough day, this t-shirt celebrates your journey. Ideal for those who appreciate humor in the everyday struggles of life, it’s a great conversation starter. Available in various sizes and colors, it makes a thoughtful gift for friends and family who can relate to the ups and downs of digestive adventures. Wear it with pride!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

DISCOUNT AUTO APPLIED AT CHECKOUT