7 Best Humour T-Shirts That Speak Louder Than Your Group Chat

Your group chat’s already unhinged. But your T-shirt? It’s louder. It’s funnier. It doesn’t get auto-muted when someone starts trauma-dumping at 3AM.

Here are 7 absolute chaos tees from Orbital that speak before you do. Because sometimes, all you need to say is screen-printed on your chest.

1. COMING OUT OF MY CAVE AND I’VE BEEN DOING JUST FINE T-SHIRT

Perfect for the people who emotionally peaked in 2006 and never left their lockdown brain.

This tee gives Killers lyric energy with “yes, I’m spiralling but vibey about it” undertones. If Mr. Brightside lives rent-free in your mind (and Spotify Wrapped), this one’s already in your basket.

Why it slaps:

• Certified festival fit

• Says “I’m fine” in the most unconvincing way possible

• Great for ghosting and gig nights

Shop the Coming Out of My Cave and I’ve Been Doing Just Fine T-Shirt

2. TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR T-SHIRT

This shirt is for everyone whose digestive system works about as well as their dating life: badly and with zero consistency.

It’s giving: “I’ve had a flat white and now I need a lie down.” If you’ve ever texted “I can’t come, my stomach is weird again,” this is your emotional support tee.

Why it slaps:

• Relatable on a medical level

• Approved by your GP and your barista

• Gets more nods of solidarity than your therapist
  

Survive in style with the Tummy Ache Survivor T-Shirt

3. I LOVE GARLIC BREAD T-SHIRT

Some people wear designer logos. You wear carbs. Respect.

This tee is for anyone who thinks garlic bread is a love language and uses it as an excuse to avoid emotional intimacy. You’re not basic. You’re baked.

Why it slaps:

• Safe for family dinners and first dates

• Everyone likes garlic bread — even your ex

• You’ll probably get compliments from takeaway drivers

Feast your eyes on the I Love Garlic Bread T-Shirt

4. MASTER BAITER (OG DESIGN) T-SHIRT

Do not wear this around your nan. Seriously.

This classic pun tee is borderline unacceptable and 100% attention-seeking — which is exactly why it works. If you live for inappropriate humour and awkward silences at family BBQs, this is your signature look.

Why it slaps:

• Unapologetically filthy

• A walking HR violation (in a good way)

• Pun game: undefeated

Be subtle (but not really) in the Master Baiter OG Design T-Shirt

5. I LOVE DUMB BLONDES T-SHIRT

The shirt that says: I’m the problem, but I’m also hilarious.

If you’ve ever posted “IYKYK” under your own thirst trap or proudly matched with someone based on vibes alone, this one’s for you. It's sarcastic. It's self-aware. It's a walking red flag. Gorgeous.

Why it slaps:

• Funny enough to get a pass (barely)

• Starts conversations and/or fights

• Looks great in mugshots and party pics

Cause chaos in the I Love Dumb Blondes T-Shirt

6. REGISTERED FLEX OFFENDER T-SHIRT

You know who you are.

You flex in every reflective surface. You’ve posted a gym selfie with “just warming up” and meant it. This shirt was made for you — and your deltoids.

Why it slaps:

• Certified menace fit

• Perfect for leg day, brunch, or both

• Triggers fitness bros and your mum equally

Get criminal with the Registered Flex Offender T-Shirt

7. IRON DEFICIENCY PRINCESS T-SHIRT

You faint, but make it fashion.

This tee is for the girlies who stand up too fast and see God. It’s soft, it’s sarcastic, and it pairs perfectly with a questionable sleep schedule and three unspoken illnesses.

Why it slaps:

• Main character anaemia energy

• Pairs with iced coffee and dramatic sighing

• Gets you compliments and iron supplement recommendations

Be iconic (and slightly dizzy) in the Iron Deficiency Princess T-Shirt

Final thoughts?

You don’t need to say much when your T-shirt says everything for you — loud, unfiltered, and borderline inappropriate. That’s the point.