Lactose Tolerant t-shirt
Regular price
$28.00
Sale price
$40.00
- 100% Cotton
- Heavyweight 180g/m²
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Taped neck and shoulders
T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
| M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
Lactose Tolerant funny T-shirt.
You were chosen. The rest were cursed. 🧀🥛
For the dairy defenders, milkshake warriors, and people who laugh in the face of cheese boards.
No pills. No regrets. Just full-fat living.
Unisex fit. 100% cotton. Soft enough for a dairy nap.
100+ five-star reviews (From legends who don’t fear the moo.)
🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days
📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (cheaper than oat milk)
You were chosen. The rest were cursed. 🧀🥛
For the dairy defenders, milkshake warriors, and people who laugh in the face of cheese boards.
No pills. No regrets. Just full-fat living.
Unisex fit. 100% cotton. Soft enough for a dairy nap.
100+ five-star reviews (From legends who don’t fear the moo.)
🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days
📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (cheaper than oat milk)
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Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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Charisma +10 XP
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Aura +30 XP
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Fiber +11 XP
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Sugars -4 XP
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Head Turns + 20
