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  • Chlamydia Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Chlamydia Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • Chlamydia Survivor t-shirt - Orbital Clothing

Chlamydia Survivor t-shirt

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
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The "Chlamydia Survivor" t-shirt is a bold statement piece designed for those who have triumphed over life's challenges, specifically overcoming chlamydia. This shirt celebrates resilience and awareness, promoting open conversations about sexual health and the importance of regular testing. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort while making a powerful statement. With its eye-catching design, the t-shirt encourages a sense of community among survivors and advocates for sexual health education. Whether worn casually or during awareness events, this t-shirt serves as a reminder that overcoming obstacles is possible and that discussing sexual health should be normalized. Wear it proudly to inspire others to take charge of their health and to foster an understanding of sexually transmitted infections. Embrace your journey and spread awareness with every wear!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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