Alpha Male Hoodie (Updated) | Orbital Clothing

Questions people ask

What size Alpha Male hoodie should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Alpha Male hoodie made of, and how do I wash it?

50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester, at a heavy 271 g/m² blend fleece, with a double-lined hood and drawcord, a front pouch pocket and double-needle stitching at the collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Alpha Male (Aktualisiertes Design!)

The Alpha Male hoodie is a 1990s bootleg rap-tee style design built out of kittens. ALPHA arches across the top and MALE across the bottom in pink varsity letters with a glittered infill. In the middle a grey shorthair kitten stares straight out, surrounded by fluffy lapdogs, more kittens, a unicorn and a rainbow in pink lightning. This is the updated version of the design.

Printed on the front of a heavy blend fleece unisex hoodie with a front pouch pocket, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt and a tank top. The original Alpha Male drawing has its own pages.

People search for it as the alpha male shirt. It is bought as a gift for men who describe themselves that way.