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Alpha Male (Aktualisiertes Design!) T-Shirt

Normaler Preis €29,95 Aktionspreis €42,95
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100% Cotton Heavyweight 180g/m² Double seam
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Product Description

T-Shirt mit unserem legendären Alpha Male Design (aktualisiert für Sommer 2024!)

• 100% Baumwolle
• Stoffgewicht: 180 g/m²
• Nacken und Schultern mit Klebeband fixiert
• Doppelte Naht an Ärmeln und Saum

Größenhinweis: Fällt größengerecht aus; wir empfehlen, Ihre übliche Größe zu bestellen, oder, falls Sie einen Oversized-Stil bevorzugen, eine Nummer größer.

Dieses Produkt wird speziell für Sie angefertigt, sobald Sie Ihre Bestellung aufgeben. Daher dauert die Lieferung etwas länger. Die Produktion auf Bestellung statt in großen Mengen hilft, Überproduktion zu vermeiden. Vielen Dank für Ihre überlegte Kaufentscheidung!

Größenratgeber

LÄNGE (Zoll) Breite (Zoll) ÄRMELLÄNGE (Zoll)
S 28 18 15 ⅝
M 29 20 17
L 30 22 18 ½
XL 31 24 20
2XL 32 26 21 ½
Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren't just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–7 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Delivery & Returns

Estimated delivery is just 2–7 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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  • 14 Day Returns
  • 35 000+ Shirts Sold

Questions people ask

What size Alpha Male Kittens t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Alpha Male Kittens t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The print is put on the shirt after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Alpha Male (Aktualisiertes Design!)

The Alpha Male t-shirt is a 1990s bootleg rap tee built entirely out of kittens. ALPHA arches across the top and MALE across the bottom in pink varsity letters with a glittered infill. In the middle a grey shorthair kitten stares straight out, surrounded by fluffy lapdogs in party hats, more kittens, a unicorn and a rainbow, all in pink lightning. This is the updated version of the design.

Front chest print on a 100% cotton, 180 gsm unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The updated design is also available as a back print t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie, a tank top, a women's crop top and a mug. A separate original version of the design has its own pages.

People search for it as the alpha male shirt. It is bought as a gift for men who describe themselves that way. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

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