The More Hair I Lose Mug (Text)

Questions people ask

What size The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get mug should I get?

Three of them: 11 oz (9.6 cm tall), 15 oz (11.9 cm tall) and 20 oz (10.9 cm tall, wider). The 11 oz is the standard desk mug; the 20 oz is for people who have given up on moderation.

What is The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get mug made of, and how do I wash it?

White glossy ceramic. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. It is dishwasher and microwave safe, so it is not a mug you have to hand-wash and feel precious about.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unused, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Je mehr Haare ich verliere, desto mehr Kopf bekomme ich. Weiße, glänzende Tasse

The More Hair I Lose The More Head I Get mug is the text-only version of the design. The line is printed in black sans-serif capitals over two rows, THE MORE HAIR I LOSE above THE MORE HEAD I GET, on plain white ceramic with no picture, matching the lettering on the embroidered cap rather than the photo collage used on the t-shirts.

Printed on a white glossy ceramic mug in 11 oz, 15 oz and 20 oz, dishwasher and microwave safe. This version is also available as an embroidered cap.

People search for it as the more hair I lose the more head I get. It is a gift for a balding friend and a 40th or 50th birthday present.