Thiccolas Cage Sweatshirt

Questions people ask

What size Thiccolas Cage sweatshirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy, go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the Thiccolas Cage sweatshirt made of, and how do I wash it?

50% cotton, 50% polyester, 271 g/m², pre-shrunk, with a rib-knit collar and double-needle stitching at the shoulders, cuffs and hem. The print is put on it after you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse waiting for you. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is printed to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the print floor. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Thiccolas Cage

This is the Thiccolas Cage sweatshirt from Orbital Clothing. Nicolas Cage as a very thicc woman: a huge pear-shaped figure in a pink floral sundress and white sliders, hands on hips, looking back over her shoulder with his face, his grin and his swept shoulder-length hair, standing inside a gold birdcage, all in deliberately bad coloured pencil. Above it, in big scribbled black crayon letters, it says thiccolas, and below it, cage. On black and other dark shirts the lettering is printed in white.

It is printed on the front of a heavy blend crew neck sweatshirt, 50% cotton and 50% polyester, true to size, S to 3XL. The same design is also available as a t-shirt, a back print t-shirt, a hoodie, a women’s crop top and a tank top.

It is one for anyone who has ever done the Cage face at a party, for the friend who owns every one of his films including the bad ones, and for the mate who calls himself thicc.