VIP Very Important Pookie T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size VIP Very Important Pookie t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 3XL.

What is the VIP Very Important Pookie t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The design is stitched in with real embroidery thread rather than printed on top, so you can feel it with your thumb — it does not crack and it does not peel. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the VIP - very imporant pookie (embroidered)

The VIP t-shirt is a small piece of embroidery rather than a print. Centred on the chest, in black thread on a serif face, it reads VIP, with (Very important pookie) stitched underneath in a much smaller italic. There is no graphic and nothing else on the shirt, so it reads as plain until someone is close enough to take it in.

It is stitched, not printed, on a 100% cotton unisex tee, true to size, S to 3XL. The same embroidery is also available as a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a vintage cotton twill cap.

People search for it as the very important pookie shirt. It is bought as a present for a partner, usually by the person who already calls them pookie. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.