A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood sweatshirt

The "A Clean Beaver Gets More Wood" sweatshirt combines humor and comfort in a stylish way. This playful phrase cleverly plays on the double meaning of "beaver," bringing a lighthearted twist to your wardrobe. Made from soft, high-quality fabric, this sweatshirt ensures warmth and coziness whether you’re lounging at home or out with friends. Its relaxed fit and classic design make it versatile enough to pair with jeans, joggers, or leggings. Perfect for casual outings, this sweatshirt is a great conversation starter and a fun addition to any collection. Embrace your playful side while staying comfortable, and show off your unique sense of humor with this eye-catching piece. Ideal as a gift for friends who appreciate witty apparel, it's sure to bring smiles wherever you go!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.