Alpha Male (OG design) t-shirt

T-shirt featuring our iconic Alpha Male design.

• 100% cotton
• Fabric Weight: 180g/m²
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem

Size guide: runs true to size; we recommending buying in your usual size, or if you'd prefer an oversized style one size up.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. We also have a 14 day return policy (no questions asked!)

We have hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast worldwide delivery (2–5 working days), and a buy 3, get 1 free offer now on!

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.