Father Jizzmas Hoodie

Introducing the Father Jizzmas Hoodie, the perfect blend of holiday cheer and playful humor! This unique hoodie captures the spirit of the season with a fun twist, making it an ideal gift for those who love to celebrate Christmas with a side of laughter. Made from soft, cozy fabric, it promises comfort whether you're lounging at home, attending festive gatherings, or enjoying winter activities. The bold design features a whimsical twist on traditional holiday motifs, ensuring you stand out in the crowd. Available in various sizes, it's suitable for everyone looking to add some fun to their holiday wardrobe. Embrace the festive spirit with the Father Jizzmas Hoodie and spread joy and laughter this holiday season! Celebrate in style and comfort, making memories that will last a lifetime.

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.