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  • Father Jizzmas t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
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  • Father Jizzmas t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Father Jizzmas t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

Father Jizzmas t-shirt (backprint)

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Father Jizzmas" t-shirt is a playful and cheeky take on holiday spirit, designed to bring laughter and a touch of irreverence to your festive wardrobe. The backprint features whimsical, eye-catching graphics that blend traditional Christmas motifs with a humorous twist, making it the perfect conversation starter at any holiday gathering. Whether you're attending a Christmas party, a family get-together, or just lounging around at home, this t-shirt captures the lighthearted essence of the season. Made from soft, comfortable fabric, it ensures you stay cozy while spreading joy and laughter. With its unique design, the "Father Jizzmas" t-shirt is a fun way to express your personality and celebrate the holidays with a smile, making it a must-have for those who appreciate a good joke and festive cheer.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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