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  • Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie - Orbital Clothing
  • Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie - Orbital Clothing

Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie

Regular price $54.00 Sale price $74.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie is not just a piece of clothing; it's a statement of resilience and comfort for those managing hemorrhoid issues. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, this hoodie provides the ultimate comfort and ease, perfect for lounging at home or running errands. Its unique design features empowering graphics that promote awareness and destigmatization surrounding hemorrhoid conditions. The relaxed fit ensures freedom of movement, making it ideal for any activity, whether you're relaxing or staying active. With a cozy hood and front pocket, it offers practicality while also serving as a reminder of your strength. Wear the Hemorrhoid Conqueror Hoodie as a badge of honor, celebrating your journey toward health and well-being, and let the world know you're taking charge of your comfort and confidence.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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