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  • Hemorrhoid Conqueror t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Hemorrhoid Conqueror t-shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

Hemorrhoid Conqueror t-shirt (backprint)

Regular price $27.00 Sale price $39.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The Hemorrhoid Conqueror t-shirt is designed for those who embrace humor and resilience in the face of discomfort. Featuring bold, eye-catching graphics on the back, this shirt proudly declares the wearer's triumph over the challenges of hemorrhoids. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures maximum comfort, allowing you to tackle your day with confidence. Whether you're attending a casual gathering or just lounging at home, this t-shirt serves as a lighthearted reminder that you can overcome any obstacle. The playful design not only sparks conversations but also fosters a sense of camaraderie among those who understand the struggle. Wear it as a badge of honor, showing that you've conquered your discomfort with a smile. Join the movement and celebrate your journey with the Hemorrhoid Conqueror t-shirt!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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