I don't spit, I swallow (embroidered) Hoodie

Introducing the "I Don't Spit, I Swallow" embroidered hoodie, a bold and playful statement piece that combines humor and style. Crafted from soft, high-quality fabric, this hoodie promises comfort and warmth, making it a perfect addition to your casual wardrobe. The eye-catching embroidered phrase showcases a cheeky attitude, making it a conversation starter and a great way to express your personality. Available in various sizes and colors, this hoodie is designed for both men and women who appreciate a blend of fun and fashion. Whether you're lounging at home, hitting the streets, or heading out with friends, this hoodie effortlessly elevates your look while keeping you cozy. Embrace your unique flair and make a statement with this trendy and unapologetic piece!

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.