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  • where the f**k is my son (embroidered) T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
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  • where the f**k is my son (embroidered) T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing

where the f**k is my son (embroidered) Funny T-Shirt

Regular price $31.00 Sale price $43.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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where the f**k is my son (embroidered) Funny T-Shirt

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$31.00 $43.00
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More Info

The "Where the F**k is My Son" embroidered T-shirt is a perfect blend of humor and style for parents who understand the challenge of keeping track of their children. Made from high-quality, soft cotton, this shirt ensures comfort while making a bold statement. The eye-catching embroidery features the cheeky phrase prominently displayed, adding a playful touch to your wardrobe. Ideal for casual outings, family gatherings, or simply lounging at home, this T-shirt resonates with parents everywhere, capturing the relatable frustration of parenting. Available in various sizes and colors, it makes a great gift for moms and dads alike. Wear it with pride and a smile, as it sparks conversations and laughter, showcasing your sense of humor in the chaotic adventure of parenthood.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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