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Jesus Died for your Zyns T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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Jesus Died for Your Zyns


Amen… and buzzin'.


For the nicotine warriors,
and sacrilegious scrollers.


Blasphemy? Maybe.
Drip? Absolutely.


Unisex fit.
100% cotton.
Forgive us, Father — it's just a T-shirt.


Over 100 five-star reviews
(That’s more stars than your nan’s church ceiling mural.)


🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – quick enough to wear to confession.


📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – because salvation should come with perks.

  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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More Info

The "Jesus Died for Your Zyns" T-shirt is a bold and thought-provoking statement piece that merges faith with contemporary pop culture. Crafted from high-quality, soft cotton, this shirt offers both comfort and style, making it perfect for casual outings or spiritual gatherings. The striking design features vibrant graphics and a unique message that invites conversations about redemption and personal struggles. Whether you wear it to church, a social event, or while lounging at home, this shirt serves as a reminder of the transformative power of grace and forgiveness. Ideal for anyone looking to express their beliefs with a modern twist, it’s a perfect gift for friends and family who appreciate faith-inspired fashion. Stand out and make a statement with this eye-catching tribute to faith and individuality.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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