Jesus Died for your Zyns T-Shirt
- 100% Cotton
- Heavyweight 180g/m²
- Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
- Taped neck and shoulders
T-SHIRT SIZE GUIDE
Size guide
LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
S | 28 | 18 | 15 ⅝ |
M | 29 | 20 | 17 |
L | 30 | 22 | 18 ½ |
XL | 31 | 24 | 20 |
2XL | 32 | 26 | 21 ½ |
Jesus Died for Your Zyns
Amen… and buzzin'.
For the nicotine warriors,
and sacrilegious scrollers.
Blasphemy? Maybe.
Drip? Absolutely.
Unisex fit.
100% cotton.
Forgive us, Father — it's just a T-shirt.
Over 100 five-star reviews
(That’s more stars than your nan’s church ceiling mural.)
🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days – quick enough to wear to confession.
📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ – because salvation should come with perks.
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Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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Charisma +10 XP
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Aura +30 XP
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Fiber +11 XP
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Sugars -4 XP
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Head Turns + 20