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  • It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
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  • It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing
  • It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt - Orbital Clothing

It was only a kiss How did it end up like this Jesus & Judas T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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"It was only a kiss… How did it end up like this? Jesus. Judas. Drama.

A holy remix of Mr. Brightside and the greatest betrayal ever told.

The Killers wrote the soundtrack. The Bible wrote the plot twist. One betrayed with a kiss. The other wrote a banger about it.

Sassy. Sacrilegious. Surprisingly wearable.

Perfect for festivals, theology class, or awkward Easter dinners with that one ultra-religious aunt.

Unisex fit 100% cotton Zero regrets

100+ divine reviews (Some say it’s the second coming… of good T-shirts) 🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days 📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (because even sinners deserve savings)"
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Tired of boring tees? Our "It was only a kiss..." Funny T-Shirt is a hilarious, sacrilegious, and surprisingly wearable masterpiece that's guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few confused stares). Inspired by the greatest betrayal ever told and a certain iconic rock anthem, this tee blends drama and humour with a dash of sass. It's the perfect conversation starter for festivals, theology class (if you dare!), or those delightfully awkward Easter dinners with your ultra-religious aunt. Made from 100% premium cotton for ultimate comfort and a unisex fit that flatters everyone, you'll have zero regrets adding this to your collection. Join the 100+ divine reviews who say it's the second coming... of good T-shirts! At Orbital Clothing, we believe in self-expression that's as unique and unforgettable as you are. We craft funny t-shirts that are more than just clothes; they're wearable art that tells a story, sparks joy, and lets your personality shine. Get ready to turn heads and spread smiles with our epic collection of funny t-shirts.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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