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Lactose Tolerant t-shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Color:
Lactose Tolerant funny T-shirt.

You were chosen. The rest were cursed. 🧀🥛

For the dairy defenders, milkshake warriors, and people who laugh in the face of cheese boards.

No pills. No regrets. Just full-fat living.

Unisex fit. 100% cotton. Soft enough for a dairy nap.

100+ five-star reviews (From legends who don’t fear the moo.)

🚚 Delivery in 2–5 days

📦 Free shipping when you spend £40+ (cheaper than oat milk)
  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
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More Info

Celebrate your love for dairy with our "Lactose Tolerant" t-shirt! Designed for those who embrace their ability to enjoy milk, cheese, and ice cream without any discomfort, this shirt is a fun way to showcase your pride. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures maximum comfort whether you’re at a casual gathering, running errands, or enjoying a day out with friends. The playful design features bold typography that makes a statement, turning heads and sparking conversations. Perfect for lactose-intolerant allies or anyone who simply loves dairy, this tee is a great gift for food enthusiasts. Wear it with pride and let everyone know that lactose is no problem for you! Join the lactose tolerant community and express your dairy devotion in style!

Product Details

Colors:

  • Black
  • Pink
  • Blue
  • White


Fabric:

  • Cotton


Age group:

  • Adults


Neckline:

  • Crew
  • Round


Sleeve length type:

  • Short


Target gender:

  • Unisex


Top length type:

  • Medium

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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