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Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

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Introducing the "Lose Weight? I Don't Lose" T-Shirt, a playful yet empowering statement piece for those on their weight loss journey. This stylish tee features a bold, eye-catching design that resonates with anyone embracing their body, regardless of size or weight. Crafted from soft, breathable fabric, it offers ultimate comfort for workouts or casual wear. Whether you're hitting the gym, running errands, or lounging at home, this shirt serves as a reminder that self-love and body positivity are what truly matter. Perfect for gifting to friends, this T-shirt encourages open conversations about health and wellness, making it an excellent addition to any wardrobe. Celebrate your journey and express your unique style with the "Lose Weight? I Don't Lose" T-Shirt—because confidence is the best outfit you can wear!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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