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  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing
  • Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint) - Orbital Clothing

Lose Weight? I don't lose T-Shirt (backprint)

Regular price $28.00 Sale price $40.00
Unit price per
  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
Color:
  • Nutritional information Per T-Shirt
  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

Introducing the "Lose Weight? I Don't Lose" T-Shirt, a humorous take on the challenges of weight loss. This shirt is perfect for those who embrace body positivity and want to celebrate their journey, regardless of the scale. Made from soft, breathable fabric, it ensures comfort whether you're at the gym, running errands, or lounging at home. The eye-catching backprint features a witty phrase that sparks conversation and laughter, making it a great icebreaker. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a statement of self-acceptance and a reminder that weight doesn’t define you. Available in various sizes and colors, this T-Shirt is a fun addition to any wardrobe. Wear it with pride and show the world your unique perspective on health and fitness!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

Buy 3 Shirts and get a 4th free

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