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Milk Makes my Tummy Hurt Hoodie

Regular price $55.00 Sale price $74.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Milk Makes My Tummy Hurt" hoodie combines comfort and humor in a cozy design perfect for those who can relate to lactose intolerance. Made from a soft, breathable fabric, this hoodie features a playful graphic that boldly states your dairy dilemma. Whether you're lounging at home, running errands, or hanging out with friends, this hoodie is a fun conversation starter. Its relaxed fit and adjustable drawstring hood ensure you stay snug and stylish, while the kangaroo pocket adds practicality for chilly days. Available in a range of colors, it's an ideal gift for anyone who shares your dairy struggles or simply appreciates a good laugh. Embrace your love (or hate) for milk with this unique and trendy piece that showcases your personality with flair!

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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