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Milk Makes my Tummy Hurt sweatshirt

Regular price $50.00 Sale price $56.00
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  • 100% Cotton
  • Heavyweight 180g/m²
  • Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem
  • Taped neck and shoulders
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  • Charisma +10 XP
  • Aura +30 XP
  • Fiber +11 XP
  • Sugars -4 XP
  • Head Turns + 20

More Info

The "Milk Makes My Tummy Hurt" sweatshirt is a playful and relatable piece for anyone who experiences lactose intolerance or simply prefers to avoid dairy. Crafted from soft, comfortable fabric, this cozy sweatshirt is perfect for lounging at home or running errands. The lighthearted phrase printed prominently on the front is sure to spark conversations and bring smiles, making it a fun addition to your wardrobe. Available in various sizes and colors, it can easily be paired with jeans, leggings, or shorts for a casual yet stylish look. Whether you're a milk lover who has learned to navigate your limits or someone who enjoys a good laugh about dietary quirks, this sweatshirt is a charming way to express your personality and add a touch of humor to your everyday outfit.

Why Orbital?

At Orbital Clothing, we specialise in high-quality, affordable funny t-shirts that are made to make people smile, spark conversations, and turn everyday moments into laugh-out-loud ones. Founded in 2022, we set out to create tees that aren’t just throwaway novelty items, but genuinely well-made wardrobe staples that bring humour and comfort in equal measure.

Every Orbital tee is crafted using premium materials and eco-friendly water-based inks, so your shirt feels soft, lasts wash after wash, and treads lightly on the planet. Our designs are bold, relatable, and proudly UK-made, whether you're buying for yourself, a mate, or that one person who always "gets it," we’ve got you covered.

With hundreds of 5-star reviews, fast UK delivery (2–5 working days), and a cheeky buy 3, get 1 free offer at times, Orbital isn’t just a brand.. It’s a vibe.

Delivery

Estimated delivery is just 2–5 working days.. Fast enough to have your new favourite funny t-shirt turning heads before the weekend.

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