Funny Graphic Tees That Speak Louder Than Your Group Chat

Let’s not sugarcoat it — your wardrobe is dying for a bit of chaos. If your T-shirt isn’t getting passive-aggressive looks from boomers or confused nods from Gen Zers at Tesco, are you even living?

Whether you're battling existential dread in a pub toilet or emerging triumphant from your third near-death experience via spicy wings, these tees speak your language. 

1. BORN TO SHIT FORCED TO WIPE T-SHIRT

This isn’t just a T-shirt — it’s a lifestyle. A grim, beautiful reminder that no matter how strong, sexy, or spiritually awakened you are, you still have to wipe your own arse. Life’s great leveller. Existential dread, but make it fashion. Whether you’ve got IBS, hangxiety, or just a twisted sense of humour, this tee belongs in your rotation.

Why it slaps:

• It’s like Nietzsche with a blocked colon.
  

• Will make strangers laugh, flinch, or both.
  

• Perfect for pub nights, protest marches, or passive-aggressively visiting your in-laws.
  

• Gives “toilet humour” the deep respect it deserves.

👉 Get the Born to Shit Forced to Wipe tees here.

2. TUMMY ACHE SURVIVOR T-SHIRT

If you’ve ever curled up in fetal position whispering “this is it” after eating half a Domino’s, this one’s for you. This T-shirt is basically emotional support clothing. It screams “I’ve been through it” without saying a word. Whether your gut's just dramatic or you're genuinely allergic to everything but toast, this shirt is your new uniform.

Why it slaps:

• The perfect mix of trauma and comedy.
  

• Goes great with ginger ale and regret.
  

• Mum can’t gaslight you when it’s printed on your chest.
  

• Ideal for ER trips, hangovers, and being the family disappointment.

👉 Buy the Tummy Ache Survivor shirt

3. ALPHA MALE (UPDATED DESIGN!) T-SHIRT

This is for the gym lads, the TikTok philosophers, and anyone who’s ever shouted “Let’s gooo” before failing a deadlift. The Alpha Male tee is a walking meme. You’re not actually an alpha — you’re self-aware enough to take the piss, and that makes it 100x funnier. Whether you're built like a fridge or more Weetabix than weapon, it’s all about confidence.

Why it slaps:

• Looks hard. Feels soft. Just like your emotional trauma.
  

• Perfect for lads who mix protein powder with Monster.
  

• Makes everyone unsure if you’re joking — you are... probably.
  

• Instant respect at the gym, the barbers, and your mum’s house.

👉 Get the (Updated Design) Alpha Male shirt here.

4. MASTER BAITER (UPDATED DESIGN!) T-SHIRT

Is it filthy? Is it fishing? Who knows — and that’s the fun of it. This updated design is sharper, smugger, and just vague enough that your nan might miss the joke (but your uncle definitely won’t). Whether you're an actual angler or just someone who appreciates a good pun with a splash of innuendo, this one lands harder than a haddock to the face.

Why it slaps:

• Your Tinder bio in shirt form.
  

• Subtle enough to wear in public, dirty enough to get a smirk.
  

• Great for the pub, boat, or awkward family BBQ.
  

• Guaranteed to hook compliments or confused stares.

👉 Buy your Master Baiter tees here.

5. GIVE US THIS DAY OUR DAILY SHRED T-SHIRT

When leg day becomes a religious experience, this is your holy garment. This T-shirt is for anyone who treats the gym like church and creatine like communion. Whether you're fasting between sets or doing preacher curls like a literal preacher, this tee is blessed, shredded, and slightly blasphemous — just how we like it.

Why it slaps:

• Perfect blend of theology and thiccness.
  

• Makes you look spiritually swole.
  

• Inspires confessions in the squat rack.
  

• Holy gains, Batman.

👉 Get Give Us This Day Shred T-Shirt.

Still breathing? Good. Now go sin in style.

Let’s face it — life’s short, your humour is broken, and your T-shirt game needs therapy. These tees aren’t for everyone, and that’s the point. Whether you’re into gym jokes, bathroom confessions, or just want to rep your latest existential crisis with pride, we’ve got you covered (literally).

Shop the full graphic tee collection here and dress like the lovechild of a meme page and a mental breakdown.

Share this with a mate who’s as unwell as you are. Or don’t. But remember — the cringe will find you.