I Don't Spit I Swallow Cap | Orbital Clothing

Questions people ask

What size I Don't Spit I Swallow cap should I get?

One size fits all. It is a 6-panel unstructured dad cap with a low profile and an antique-brass metal snap buckle at the back, so you can set it where you want it.

What is the I Don't Spit I Swallow cap made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton twill with six sewn eyelets, a black sweatband and a washed-out vintage finish. The design is embroidered into the front, not printed on it. Cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Ich spucke nicht, ich schlucke

The I Don’t Spit, I Swallow cap is embroidered rather than printed. I don’t spit, I is stitched across the front panel in white serif lettering, and directly below it sits a swallow in flight with navy wings, a rust-orange throat and a white belly. The joke finishes in the picture, so the cap reads as plain from any distance.

Embroidered on a vintage cotton twill dad cap: 6-panel, unstructured, low profile, with a washed-out finish and an antique-brass snap buckle. It is one size. The same design is also available as an embroidered t-shirt, a sweatshirt, a hoodie and a mug.

People search for it as the i dont spit i swallow shirt. It is bought as a present for people who like a joke you have to stand close to read.