I Don't Spit I Swallow T-Shirt

Questions people ask

What size I Don't Spit I Swallow t-shirt should I get?

It is a unisex fit and it runs true to size, so take your normal size. If you want it baggy — and most people wearing this one do — go one size up. Sizes run S to 2XL.

What is the I Don't Spit I Swallow t-shirt made of, and how do I wash it?

100% cotton, 180 g/m², with taped neck and shoulders and a double seam at the sleeves and hem. The design is stitched in with real embroidery thread rather than printed on top, so you can feel it with your thumb — it does not crack and it does not peel. Inside out, cool wash, skip the tumble dryer.

How long will it take to arrive?

Each one is embroidered to order, then it is 2–7 working days to most countries once it leaves the workshop. No duties or import charges in the UK, US, EU, Australia, New Zealand or Canada — the price you pay is the price you pay.

Can I return it?

Yes. You have 14 days from delivery to ask for a refund or an exchange. It needs to come back unworn and unwashed with the tags still attached, and return postage is down to the buyer. Email contact@orbitalclothingbrand.com and we'll sort it.

About the Ich spucke nicht, ich schlucke (besticktes)

The I Don't Spit, I Swallow t-shirt is embroidered rather than printed. Centred on the chest, I don't spit, I is stitched in a small black serif face, and directly below it sits a swallow in flight with navy wings and a rust-orange throat. The joke finishes in the picture, so the shirt reads as plain from any distance.

It is stitched, not printed, on a 100% cotton unisex tee, true to size. This one runs S to 2XL. The same embroidery is also available as a sweatshirt and a hoodie, and the design also comes as a cap and a mug.

People search for it as the i dont spit i swallow shirt. It is bought as a present for people who like a joke you have to stand close to read. Buy any three t-shirts and the fourth is free.